And I may never come back!
I have decided to give up knitting for good.
I have fallen in love with something new that will now take up all of my time. No more dropped stitches! No more gauge swatching! No more frogging!
What's this new passion of mine, you ask, that has caused me to throw out the old needles and set fire to the stash?
The dampness! The darkness! The bat guano! Anything is better than ripping out my design project for the six millionth time and re-knitting it.
I am off to go live in a cave. Don't wait up for me.